Ok, please don't take that too seriously. I have a phone already, it isn't an iPhone, but it does all the phone-like things I need my phone to do - as well as many other fun things too.

I just came across an article about a Best Buy employee, Brian Maupin, who made an animated video about people coming in to (a) store asking to buy an iPhone. Although the video does not mention Best Buy, they suspended Brian for denigrating a product that the store sells. The video is extremely NSFW and contains adult language. It might even offend you but it's hilarious if you can get past the crassness of the humor.

Again, this is NSFW! Close your office door and don't watch this if you work at Best Buy. View at your own risk: youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg**

Now just how badly do you need an iPhone? How 'bout a white one? I hear Walgreens has 'em! If you ask there for one, just tell 'em Jack sent you.

--Jack


** People are already posting copies of this video under their own names. The original was posted by tinywatchproductions

Stanley here using Alice's log-in while she is working....

Watch my first attempt at being a major motion picture star. My co-star, Doug, was performing under his alias, Fishli, and the dog *cough, cough* had to get in the way sometimes. He insisted on being mentioned in the credits -- honestly, dogs are weird; they are so jealous!

My servants took pictures of me sleeping in various poses over a period of 37 days. In fact, it was much longer but some pictures needed to be discarded because someone (the other servant) moved the chair. Then they made the pictures into a movie and had the audacity of commenting that the cats had nothing better to do. I would think that anyone with this much time on their hands to make such a movie had nothing better to do. I wonder what my servant does when she claims to go to work all day.....

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