Stanley here using Alice's log-in while she is working....

Watch my first attempt at being a major motion picture star. My co-star, Doug, was performing under his alias, Fishli, and the dog *cough, cough* had to get in the way sometimes. He insisted on being mentioned in the credits -- honestly, dogs are weird; they are so jealous!

My servants took pictures of me sleeping in various poses over a period of 37 days. In fact, it was much longer but some pictures needed to be discarded because someone (the other servant) moved the chair. Then they made the pictures into a movie and had the audacity of commenting that the cats had nothing better to do. I would think that anyone with this much time on their hands to make such a movie had nothing better to do. I wonder what my servant does when she claims to go to work all day.....

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