Stanley here using Alice's log-in while she is working....

Watch my first attempt at being a major motion picture star. My co-star, Doug, was performing under his alias, Fishli, and the dog *cough, cough* had to get in the way sometimes. He insisted on being mentioned in the credits -- honestly, dogs are weird; they are so jealous!

My servants took pictures of me sleeping in various poses over a period of 37 days. In fact, it was much longer but some pictures needed to be discarded because someone (the other servant) moved the chair. Then they made the pictures into a movie and had the audacity of commenting that the cats had nothing better to do. I would think that anyone with this much time on their hands to make such a movie had nothing better to do. I wonder what my servant does when she claims to go to work all day.....

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My typical evening starts with me reminding my human servants that dinner is impending and that I should be receiving my food soon. In fact, I should get my dinner immediately when I demand it. I think my servant gets a little mad but I really need him not to forget. Be that as it may, I have made an interesting observation.
When we do finally get fed, the servants are bustling about doing the things they do. Noises are made, people are walking around, trash is being put away. However, when we are done and the servants sit down at their dinner, my friend the dog, has to leave and be quiet. The dog is very good about that. (I taught him well .)