Stanley here using Alice's log-in while she is working....

Watch my first attempt at being a major motion picture star. My co-star, Doug, was performing under his alias, Fishli, and the dog *cough, cough* had to get in the way sometimes. He insisted on being mentioned in the credits -- honestly, dogs are weird; they are so jealous!

My servants took pictures of me sleeping in various poses over a period of 37 days. In fact, it was much longer but some pictures needed to be discarded because someone (the other servant) moved the chair. Then they made the pictures into a movie and had the audacity of commenting that the cats had nothing better to do. I would think that anyone with this much time on their hands to make such a movie had nothing better to do. I wonder what my servant does when she claims to go to work all day.....

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I've been messing around with Linux for years. I used to marvel at the potential it had. But recently I stopped looking for a Linux that just 'worked'. I'm talking about one that I didn't have to know how to program to make work, one that I didn't have to open a terminal and type in arcane commands to make something print. I stopped looking because it's here. Linux - for people that just want to use their computers and not spend their time mucking around with the system itself.

Linux isn't perfect, but easy, usable Linux distros are available now. Here's a quick look at the good, the bad, and the ugly of Linux in 2010.

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I laughed. It isn't incorrect, just a different interpretation of the meaning of the question.

I dunno... this one sounds good to me too. Everyone in these stories / myths only had one name. It's just polite to address her as the wife of Orpheus rather than just 'Eurydice'.